This is the most honest listing ad for a car you will ever read. I am going to tell you everything wrong with this car so there will be nothing hidden to run into later. Because really if it was perfect, you wouldnt need to read this listing, you could just read a stats page

like this one


or a review of the car like this one


The VIN is JM1BL1LP0D1837250 if you would like to look up the car.

The good:
Runs great. 4 good tires. Smells good. Recently detailed. Low Mileage. Very new battery. Comes with both a front and rearview dashcam. The Air Conditioner was recently replaced, which, is a big deal!

The bad:
Everything is photographed.
The first thing you will notice is the color. It is blue and looks like the sun has spent 4 years searing it like a steak. That is because this black car has a wrap on it. The wrap is "quicksilver" and it has soaked up the sun like Sheryl Crow. The wrap can be removed, and underneath is a black car with a door that has paint damage. I chose to wrap it instead of repaint it. Also a black car in texas just seemed like tempting fate.

There is a small melted line in the left front headlamp. This is from a time I was giving someone a jump start and the cable was damaged, became very hot and melted a small bit before I noticed and ripped it off. The lamp works fine.

The right front wheel cover has had the plastic underwrap removed. I had it replaced once and it did not last very long so I just removed it. It has been fine. Does not seem worth replacing again.

There are some small scratches on the passenger glove box. Natural wear and tear.

There is a broken seem in the leather on the drivers seat. It is not deteriorating, but I don't know how to sew so I've never dealt with it.

Because it is wrapped, there are a few small holes and scratches.

That's my car. She runs great and can fit tons in the back. I have used it from everything from a treadmill to a table saw and its all fit!

She is not the prettiest, but the mileage is low and the love is high.
I had planned to drive this car until the wheel fell off because I am not a materialistic guy and the looks never bothered me.
But I'm engaged and paying for my own wedding and sacrifices need to be made.

I am discounting it by $1,000 because I know she ugly. But I still love her.